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There are two versions of this song, the same lyrics are sung to different tunes. You can see the first version here.
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An engineer told me before he died,
And I've no reason to believe he lied,
He had a wife with a cunt so wide,
That she could never be satisfied.
So he built a bloody great wheel,
Balls of brass and a prick of steel,
The balls of brass were filled with cream,
And the whole bloody issue was driven by steam
Round and round went the bloody great wheel,
In and out went the prick of steel,
'till at last the maiden cried,
Enough, enough I'm satisfied.
Now we come to the tragic bit,
There was no way of stopping it,
She was split from arse to tit,
And the whole fucking issue was covered in shit.
or instead of singing "shit" you go straight into:
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