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There are two versions of this song, the same lyrics are sung to different tunes. You can see the second version here.
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An engineer told me before he died,
bar um titty bum titty bum titty bum,
An engineer told me before he died,
And I've no reason to believe he lied,
bar um titty bum titty bum titty bum,
bar um titty bum titty bum titty bum.
The song then continues substituting the first, third and fourth lines of the verses as follows with the "bum titty bums" in the same place:
He had a wife with a cunt so wide,
He had a wife with a cunt so wide,
That she could never be satisfied,
So he built a bloody great wheel,
So he built a bloody great wheel,
Balls of brass and a prick of steel,
The balls of brass he filled with cream,
The balls of brass he filled with cream,
And the whole bloody issue was driven by steam,
Round and round went the bloody great wheel,
Round and round went the bloody great wheel,
In and out went the prick of steel,
'till at last the maiden cried,
'till at last the maiden cried,
Enough, enough I'm satisfied,
Now we come to the tragic bit,
Now we come to the tragic bit,
There was no way of stopping it,
She was split from arse to tit,
She was split from arse to tit,
And the whole fucking issue was covered in shit,
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