Last night I laid awake and masturbated,
It felt so good, I knew it would.
Last night I laid awake and masturbated,
It felt so nice, I did it twice.
First, you should have seen me on the short strokes,
It felt so grand, I used my hand.
Then, you should have seen me on the long strokes,
It felt so neat, I used my feet.
Chorus:
Slam it, ram it, throw it on the floor,
Peel it, feel it, ram it in the door.
Some people think that fornication is so very very grand,
But for personal satisfaction I prefer to use my hand.
Last night I pulled me pud it did me good,
I knew it would, I knew it would.
Last night I stayed up late to masturbate,
And it was great, and it was great.
First, you should have seen me on the short strokes,
Ta rah ta rah, ta rah ta rah.
Then, you should have seen me on the long strokes,
Ta rah ta rah, ta rah ta rah.
Chorus
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