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Score of There was a young lady
A song about a honorable profession fast disappearing!

I'm Dan, Dan, the lavatory man, Corporation cleaner of the shit house pan, I live on bum fluff and sanitary towels, And listen to the rumble of other mens bowels. Occasionally a voice is heard, Above the swishing of a falling turd, How I wish that I could lose, Yes sirree I've got the shit house blues.
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